Muffin Man's Journal

A) Steve needs to get better quotes of the day, MUCH better.

B) He needs to go back to being good ol' Nifty McNiftage, and informal poll showed that Whimsy McNiftage is lame.

Current Music: Radio Head - OK Computer (Full Album)

Why isn't Steve posting anymore, I mean, I know he has a new "job" but what the heck?

The two people that I hate most on this earth? Evander Holyfield and Lennox Lewis. Evander Holyfield because he is the biggest head butting boxer ever. (see any fight against Mike Tyson and the below fight. And absolutely everything about Lennox Lewis.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=577&e=1&cid=577&u=/nm/20020602/sp_nm/boxing_heavy_dc_3

Current Music: Rolling Stones - Aftermath

#1 It is going to rain for two weeks
vs.
# 2 It will be raining for two weeks

Is there any instance where you _must_ use the #2 constuction above "will be - " as opposed to the #1?

I don't drink anymore, I don't know why. I keep meaning to start, but then I don't. I love booze, but only in the hypothetical sense. I might ask you to have a beer, but then I would say, "let's have cokes instead." when we get there, acting like, "usually I would have had a beer, but I'm not in the mood tonight. I'm still cool though."

The closest approximation I can make to descibring the flavor of that tea is hot briny fish vomit.

Today I drank the worst thing I've ever tasted times a billion. Konbu-cha, a kind of seaweed tea. Don't lie and tell me you've had it, because you haven't. And if you had, you definitely threw it up.

Ok, I just went to the Jesus statue links that BJennings called, "Padophillacly creepy" or something to that effect, and laughed so hard I almost wet my pants.

If anyone even mentions golf or hockey to me the rest of the day, I will be completely unable to recover.

A few things to think about:

A) Live Journal is basically a big glorified emailing list, and I don't really appreciate it. I don't see the point of all these people that I know writing these things online rather than just emailing them like they used to. This is all Steve's fault, because he wanted to meet new people, well ha Steve, your plan worked, are you happy now?

B) I expect that someday soon I will exceed my friends limit, that's unfortunate, but I've already decided who is going to be first to go.

C) I woke up at 8:43 today, and made it to work by 8:47, 17 minutes late, but only 2 minutes late for class.

A few things to think about:

A) Even though I don't like to admit it to myself, I have the feeling thatmy 60+ year old, 8th degree black belt Judo instructor could kick my ass. I mean, he doesn't look like it, but I think he might be able to.

B) I truly miss WCW. I miss Ric Flair, Scott Steiner, Luger, Hogan, Bischoff, the STINGER, the whole lot of them. The WWF has ruined wrestling, possibly forever. I think that my true goal in life is to buy WCW back from WWF and run it myself.

C) I really thought that Brad Pitt's character in Seven was annoying. I was not impressed.

A few things to think about:

A) There is nothing quite so essential as a good peeler when it comes to time to peel a large number of carrots. Some people might argue that hand dexterity is important, but I think the peeler is much more important.

B) Starship Troopers, "The classic novel that inspired the spectacular film" really has a tendency to stop and get preachy for long periods of time, especially for such a short book. I read most of it this morning on the way to get Sumo tickets for next thursday.

C) Josh Horowitz, I am personally taking issue with your interest in "Calpis." I can't even imagine a more disgusting drink to be interested in. Have you actually had it? It's horrid!!

Current Music: Fleetwood Mac - Sara - (long version)

Ok. I've been horrible about writing, time to make a concerted effort. This may also be a good time to note that I'm really annoyed how ever since Steve posts 50+ messages a day to livejournal, he no longer sends them to the list. I deserve better.

Anyway Japan is great, 6 months to go (less?) and time is just sliding by. I'll miss the 9th graders who are graduating next week.

I went to another funeral last weekend. Jacob probably would have smote me if he saw me pinching the incense and everything, but what can you do?

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